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Married to your charms and grace..

I'm Evelyn.

I live on the frozen surface of a fire ball.
Just a figure of nothing floating in my own universe.



"Oh, i got music coming out my hands and feet and kisses"
♥

Jul 24th at 3PM / via: mylittleboxoffucks / op: lewis1993 / 153,009 notes
theclearlydope: Me on the phone: Yeah I’m going to be late to work today. Supervisor: Why? Me: There’s a cat gang bang happening on top of my car. Supervisor: (silence) Supervisor: Well can’t you break it up? Me: Who am I to break up a cat gang bang? They’ve probably been organizing it for days on Craigslist. Supervisor: Good point. See you when you get here.

theclearlydope:

Me on the phone: Yeah I’m going to be late to work today.

Supervisor: Why?

Me: There’s a cat gang bang happening on top of my car.

Supervisor: (silence)

Supervisor: Well can’t you break it up?

Me: Who am I to break up a cat gang bang? They’ve probably been organizing it for days on Craigslist.

Supervisor: Good point. See you when you get here.

(Source: lewis1993)


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